Tuesday, September 26, 2006

PUN INTENDED

al right guys, i had a sudden crave for SEOUL GARDEN so i went MSQ outlet. and guess wad.. as usual, i ate chicken and chicken and more chicken. not quite worth that $25. WELL NVM. u cant beat that sudden crave shyt if u were limjieying.

i slept ard 12am+ and woke up 4am+... so i went online.. den my shawnybf sms me said he's v sad everytime sms me alot but i only reply once.. i sms one coz i hate 2 sms this sentence i cr8ed... made me realise its a PUN UNINTENDED. oh i luv puns so i went to search for more puns.

..guess wad's ESKIMO CHRISTIAN. its ASK-ME-NO-QUESTIONS.
..He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
..A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
..A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
..When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.
..When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause.
..Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run
..To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.
..He said I was average - but he was just being mean.
T..he one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
..When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted.
..When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
..If you give some managers an inch they think they're a ruler.
..A criminal's best asset is his lie ability.
..If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!


suddenly i tot of one pun. its stupid and its copycat. i can take my A lvls exams coz i CJC. LAME!!!

okae this is getting stale. but i enjoy every pun i put. its hard to create one pun out of nth. hhahaa. unless u hav high class humor(quote fr tzeling)

ltr meeting SHAWNYBF!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lurbe lurbe...!

taipei trip is confirmed on 16th dec!!! but sally couldnt make it?? so how?? will the trip be off?

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